Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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