It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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