so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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