is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
