idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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