You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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