Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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