it's like iHOP with fire
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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