I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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