I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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