He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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