What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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