ugly people sure do ruin things
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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