wrigley field is MILF paradise
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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