did you get engaged???
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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