I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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