This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
