Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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