If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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