I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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