she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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