just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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