I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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