It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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