Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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