I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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