YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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