They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She is in my trunk
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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