what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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