I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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