Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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