I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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