i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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