Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize