The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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