i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize
