I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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