Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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