Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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