She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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