I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you mean i was at the winter classic?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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