I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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