Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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