there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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