Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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