loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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