whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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