dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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