Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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