i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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