She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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