I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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