Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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