last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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