please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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