Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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