discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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