I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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